Birthdays @campus

There was a time when, if it was somebody's birthday, then I got up early in the morning (of course if at all I remembered the date), call the person, wish him/her and then we used to go out for the treats in the evening. And now... baby!! Birthdays are over by the morning. Night is the time where the action belongs to (people have turned nocturnal). And when I say action I do mean the default idea, one of the kind we see in the movies. The birthday boy (hope this is not a tradition with girls) is like a culprit sentenced to a strange kind of punishment (we call it celebration), which comes in the form of people kicking his butt and makin sure when they're done that the guy moans whenever he makes use of his nates.

Some tips for the birthday night outs :-

• Remember you don't need an invitation for this cameo. They are meant for the treats.
• There are 2 ways to hang him. First make him stand upright with arms stretched out in opposite directions & second, 4 people lift him up. What follows are kicks in both cases. The latter being more painful (take it from me, have suffered both kind of tortures)
• Don't wear any apparels (watches etc) & keep your cellphones with somebody else during your hitting.
• Don't forget to save a piece of cake for yourself before u stick some to the poor guy's face. Later you won't get any.
• Instead of using your handkerchief, use the "official" one, the shirt of the birthday boy.

Now imagine the irony when he has to treat people who just made a vital part of his body "unusable" for a few days. Well this is the way birthdays go now & I tell you it is an experience you should have once in your lifetime.