Saturday, February 14, 2015

The Last Name Conundrum

When is it okay to ask someone what their last name is?

What’s wrong you ask? Nothing. In fact, we have all laughed at one of the comic variations of the famous 007 phrase “Bond… James Bond”. So the last name, as a piece of information, is something we all take very casually. But think again, when was the last time you told someone your last name? Not unless you were introducing yourself in a formal setting or filling up an application form. In all casual conversations we pretty much stick to the first name basis. Try to recollect the conversation you had with that friend of your friend last weekend (specifically when both of you introduced yourselves). No last names you see. But why does it matter at all? Well…

The flight back from India (DEL-JFK) is a long flight of almost 15 hours. You can’t sit in one place for that long. So you usually take strolls up and down the cabin, hang around the snack galley to kill time, change posture etc. On my trip back from India last month, I did the same. During the last of my half a dozen trips to the galley, the cute girl who boarded the plane in Delhi, two zones ahead of me, was also on her trip out of her seat. And imagine, she wasn't able to find a cup for the orange juice she wanted. So I, being a true representative of the species of my kind of guys, helped her to the rack of cups. We hit it off instantly. During the next couple of hours of standing in that galley, she graduated from juice to wine and I graduated from being nice to funny. We covered a whole lot of topics from travel to tech, from movies to books, from food to fashion, from academics to politics and what not. Discussing these topics with someone less knowledgeable than you is always fun (otherwise it’s informative). It was almost the most pleasant date I have had in recent times. But as all good things must come to an end, we hit turbulence. The staring flight attendant was finally within her rights to instruct us to go back to our seats at once and fasten our seat belts. Sensing that we’ll have to break up immediately, all I could hurriedly manage was “By the way, I am Shubham”. She reciprocated with the cutest smile on her face and we shook hands before saying bye. We landed shortly and thanks to frequent flyers’ collective tendency of premature evacuation, I didn't get to see her again in the immigration line. But post the 2 hour non-stop chatting, we were not strangers anymore. I knew her name, the university she goes to, where she lived, her hometown, her field of study, some books she liked among many other things. I thought our impromptu date was enough to send a friend request without sounding creepy. But I didn’t realize I was missing a critical piece. Her last name.

Needless to say that I looked her up everywhere I could. I even outsourced the job to a friend who is a self-proclaimed specialist in Facebook stalking. She employed some novel ideas I have to admit, but to no avail. We needed a last name to narrow down our search (and that girl in seat 18A needs a better social presence). So when is it okay to ask for the last name? Because it’s akin to saying that I am going to look you up on Facebook/LinkedIn/Twitter or anywhere I could find you. It’s almost like asking for someone’s number indicating that you are interested to explore this interaction further. Be it a girl you like or any other person you want to network with for a job opportunity etc. But that is something we all have done one way or the other. So note to self: ask for the last name if you genuinely like someone. Don’t leave it to the social networks. Also, if you happen to be at the other end of this story and want someone to reach out to you, then please make it a point to let them know your last name too.

Not that this was a question of life and death but just imagine what we could have said had it happened, "We met on a plane".

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